Genius

The #8 album on Itunes right now? Stephen Colbert's speech at the Correspondant's Dinner. Awesome. You can see the videos online too. Good stuff.

Ive also found myself liking some of the dance/pop stuff out there right now. Nelly Furtado with Timbaland and Shakira with Wyclef have both come out with some good tunes. Right? Justify me. Please, I feel so dirty right now. At least I still hate Ridin' Dirty, although that guy's name is Chamillionaire, so I'm able to give him one free pass.

Red White and Blue Cookies

I don't know if its a surge of patriotism or a sugar rush, but whatever it is...its delicious.

Man Without a Country, Revisited

If you're looking for something to get me for Christmas, I want #2, 3, (Matt can have 6), 11, 22, 24, and 28. If that's too much, I guess I don't need #24. Thanks everybody.

My phone

I don't give a shit if my phone:

Has internet access
Takes pictures
Plays music
Records video
Downloads games
Is also a stopwatch
Calculates calories
Solves math problems
Stores various information about each specific caller

I do give a shit if my phone:

Rings when someone calls


My current phone does all of the former, and sparingly the latter.

Best Since MVP*

There is a movie premiering soon. It needs to be seen by all. I don't know if Ive been this excited about a movie since the third Lord of the Rings flick. The Details:

Day: Monday
Time: 6pm
Channel: The Family Channel
Title: Karate Dog

Just typing that title I think my heart rate doubled. I am PUMPED. Surely BTMD will now comment about how he owns "Soccer Dog" on DVD.

*MVP: Most Valuable Primate, about a hockey playing monkey, who befriended a deaf girl. Also premiered on The Family Channel.

Thought Process

The butter in this sandwich tastes tangy. Butter isn't supposed to be tangy.

I will put the sandwich down now.

Break.

Sorry about the lack of posts. I was undergoing some executive stress from this blog. I'm at work right now doing a 1:1 for someone who doesn't need it, and thus am watching American Idol. Meat Loaf just did a performance with one of the booted contestants, and not only did Meat Loaf suck, he didn't even do "I Would Do Anything for Love." What the hell?!? That would be like Don McClean not doing "American Pie."

Simple

If you are not scared or creeped out by this, there is something wrong with you. Period.

More from the Tard Bros.

I am the one who bites fingers! It is me! It is not the wolf! It is me!

Joe and I went to the Como Zoo the other day for Grandpa's birthday. As such, the next couple days will be posts pretty much like this one.

I call BS

At that day in age, would it really have been so difficult to fake the Zimmerman telegram?

Just like 'Nam

Jenny: Forrest, were you ever depressed in Minnesota?
Forrest: Yes...Well, I dont know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the sun to come out. Then it was nice.

Work Work Work

Understudy: An actor's backup
Overstudy: The act of studying to the point where you physically no longer can because you're too hungry.

Un mas tequila

That's right, once again it's Cinco de Kyle. Today we celebrate the 24th anniversary of Kyle's independence from the womb. Being as it fell on a Friday this year, I shudder to think about the abuse the entire state of whichever state Kyle is in right now is going to take tonight.

The JFP

The JFP is an abbrev. for Justifiable Face-Punch. You can rank things on the Justifiable Face-Punch-O-Meter. For example:

Celebrating 4/20: A level 7 JFP
Not thinking I Would Do Anything for Love is the greatest song ever: 5
Striking out looking in softball: 8
Stealing my car stereo: 10
An umpire questionably cancelling a softball game due to poor field conditions: 9
Owning a dog: 0
Owning a cat: 2