The JFP
The JFP is an abbrev. for Justifiable Face-Punch. You can rank things on the Justifiable Face-Punch-O-Meter. For example:
Celebrating 4/20: A level 7 JFP
Not thinking I Would Do Anything for Love is the greatest song ever: 5
Striking out looking in softball: 8
Stealing my car stereo: 10
An umpire questionably cancelling a softball game due to poor field conditions: 9
Owning a dog: 0
Owning a cat: 2
posted by Dan @ 2:04 PM
2 Comments:
saying moo juice, turkey day, or hump day: 7
saying chillaxin' with no sense of irony: 9.6
having seen "2 if by sea" or "that meg ryan movie where the 16th century guy come to the future and woos her with his gentlemanly courtesy": 8
being kevin federline: 10
using the word "poopy": -6
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