I'm Doing F***ing WHAT???

"Hey, this is John Mayer, and you're listening to KS95."

Probably Not

Did you ever have one of those days where you wake up, almost kill yourself trying to moonwalk out your bedroom door, and then later get really confused because because you think youre watching Next on MTV when really its Date My Mom and youre wondering why he doesnt just "next" this broad already? I totally had one of those days today.

"Blowin Up Like My Name was Joe Bazooka"

OK Im back. I needed a little hiatus. Or something like that. In any case, I recently went to visit BTMD in ChiTown. We took one picture. It was a sign at an art gallery...







(But only when he want to be.)

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From a cnn.com article provided by btmd:

Still, some Southern women remain stalwart supporters of the president and the Republican Party. At a watermelon festival in Chickamauga, in the mountains of northwest Georgia, substitute teacher Clydeen Tomanio said she remains committed to the party she's called home for 43 years.

"There are some people, and I'm one of them, that believe George Bush was placed where he is by the Lord," Tomanio said. "I don't care how he governs, I will support him. I'm a Republican through and through."

God bless the CSA. Though I can't say I disagree with Clydeen. The Bush administration is in the shithole right now. And I too, believe they were placed there by the Lord.

What a Wuss

I'm pretty sure that, given the proper tools, I could have beaten the crap out of tropical depression Ernesto.