Yankee-Doodle Boy

Click on the pic for a video of the the greatest TV character ever. I used to think he was some kind of alien cyborg sent to this planet for the sole purpose of creeping us out. Having seen these videos, I'm still uncertain.

FatDumb Revisited

Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J Fox of faking tremors from his Parkinson's disease during a taped interview and campaign ad on his radio show. What's next, rip on the guy in the wheelchair for being lazy? This is a guy who's conservative talk radio show is broadcast nationwide. That anyone could ever trust, or even take seriously, the decision making or judgement of this pill-popping several-times-divorced Stay-Puft marshmallow of a man is just unreal.

RE:

In response to BTMDs latest comment, a story about the Danimal ascension to greatness:

Setting: preschool
Cast: preschool class, parents
Plot: we had just learned about rhymes. danimal is struggling.

Teacher: "Dan, what rhymes with your name?"
Dan: "......."
Teacher: "Thats ok, think about it for a while. Chip (yes, THE Chip, who was so shy, that once the only person he invited to his birthday party was Don Shelby. Yes, THE Don Shelby.) what rhymes with your name?"
Chip: "Whip, trip, flip..."
Dan: [preparing to punch Chip in the stomach, which I was known to do back then, highlighted by the time I punched a kid in first grade at an all-school assembly so hard that he cried because we had gotten into an argument over whom in school had the oldest mom]
Teacher: "That good Chip, although you're brownnosing a little bit. How about you, Ted?"
Ted: "Red!"
Dan: [thinking feverishly]
Teacher: "Good! Now how about..."
Dan: "Ive got it! Cool dude!"
Everyone in Room: [laughing]
Dan: [beaming with pride having figured this out]

Grody

Britney has a fragrance (who doesn't). Michael Jordan did, or does too. I think of all celebrities, why do the two seemingly sweatiest get a fragrance? If Weird Al had a fragrance, what would it smell like? I'd say beans.

NO.

If you watched the 9th inning of the Mets-Cardinals game tonight, then you probably saw the guy in the stands with huge "Git-R-Done" sign. Someone could have stabbed that guy right there on national television, and presented the video as support for their justifiable homocide defense.

Tie Game

Right now there is a tie going on for best song in the universe, and this time Meatloaf is not the main ingredient. The first song is Rock Lobster by the B-52s. I can explain why this is the greatest song ever with a simple mathematical equation: Scotch + Rock Lobster = Party. I think this was proven by Euclid himself. The second song is Devotion (Live) by Earth Wind & Fire. If you do not like this song you have no soul. You are dead inside. You live a lonely life without hope. I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. So give them a listen, and let me know your top songs (other than Rock Lobster, Devotion, and I Would Do Anything for Love).

Mor-on Note Taking

"Bone is tissue, bones are organs, and boners are hilarious."

Fanline

I stayed home sick from work today. Luckily, I was able to catch the Twins game. Whether that was on TV or actually at the Dome shall not be revealed here in a public forum. However, my reactions from our loss today:

Phil Nevin started the game instead of Tyner. Apprently Nevin has hit Barry Zito well over his career. However, my playoff philosophy has always been to stick with the guys that got you there. This was not Phil Nevin. How do you sit one of the Piranhas in this game?

Frank Thomas led off the second inning and Johan fell behind 3-1. Thomas knocked the next pitch out of the park. We need to walk Thomas from now on in these situations. He's more dangerous with a bat in his hands at home than he is standing empty handed at first (as evidenced by his almost getting thrown out at first from the outfield).

Luis Castillo was thrown out stealing second in the first inning with a 2-2 count to Punto in the first inning. They were trying to make something happen in the first I guess, but since Castillo walked, and Punto was having a good at-bat, so I say let Punto work the walk himself, and run up the pitch count on Zito. Would have been nice to see him throw a few more times in that first inning.

How did that ball Morneau hit in the 9th not fall in?

Your comments?

Too Earnest

"That was in Sister Act ONE, you ASS."