Laundry 101

Why is it that the detergent labeled "Siempre limpio !Xtra fresco!" costs half of the other brands? Well, whatever, Mexicans do laundry too, right?

Shit.

DJ Boy

I don't think I'll ever be a DJ, but just in case, it's time to start compiling a list of possible DJ names.

DJ Zone Doubt
DJ Michael Jackson
DJ Marijuana Reference
DJ Disc Jockey
Sir DJ
DJ Would Give You Ride if He Had a Four-Seater
DJ Tanner
DJ Underpants

What is your DJ name?

I Can't Stop Blogging

Tomorrow night the wind chill will get down to twenty-five dgrees below zero. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You can't get below zero, zero is nothing. Will the will there be anti-matter floating around in this "below zero" weather? You can't be less than nothing, that's all I'm saying. I didn't understand this at all, until I started in with Ashlee Simpson analogies.

Snaps on Ashlee!

I dig music

Ok Blunt, I get it, you think she's cute. Shall we move on?

More of the Same

Now the Vikings are shopping Culpepper, possibly for a second-round draft pick. So that would make it, in the past two years, Randy Moss and Daunte Culpepper for Troy Williamson, Napoleon Harris, and a second round draft pick. Amazing. Granted, I saw what happened last season. I was there. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't been. But this is a bad, bad idea. This is buying high and selling low, plain and simple.

"House" for Girls

The conclusion of the post-Super Bowl "Code Black" episode of Grey's Anatomy is on now. Something tells me that the lead character, after whom the show is named, is not going to asplode. Although if she did, they could call it "Grey's Anatomy: Picking Up the Pieces".

I love it when it snows like this on the East Coast, and we get to see all kinds of pictures of people freaking out and shoveling their driveways with garden tools.

Murder yes, boobies no

The Superbowl came recently , and was be subject to a five-second delay. Thanks for that, Janet's wardrobe. God forbid another titty should burn the eyes out of the skulls of American youth. How can a nation be so prude when it comes to sex, and so indifferent about violence? One would think that moral values would cover both of these issues. Look at Grand Theft Auto. Shooting cops? Fine. Killing the hooker you just had sex with? Fine. Stealing cars and using them to murder innocent bystanders? Fine. Animated nudity? STOP! Raise the flags in Washington, pull the games from the shelves, these CGI boobies need to be our politicians' top priority.

Don't forget to click the MPP article link of the right. Thanks.

Quit it guys

I have no problem with the naked men in the locker room. Many activities within a locker room require nakedness. It's the naked guys standing at the urinal with their hands on their hips with which I have a problem. You've gotta own the stream. Own it.

Politics at its best

A guy named Boehner just beat a guy named Blunt to replace a guy named DeLay. What a series of politically appropriate names. All under the incumbant party led by Dick and Bush.

The Vikings' Love Boat Trial will begin on my birthday, April 18th, and I couldnt possibly ask for anything more. Anybody need a t-shirt?