Murder yes, boobies no

The Superbowl came recently , and was be subject to a five-second delay. Thanks for that, Janet's wardrobe. God forbid another titty should burn the eyes out of the skulls of American youth. How can a nation be so prude when it comes to sex, and so indifferent about violence? One would think that moral values would cover both of these issues. Look at Grand Theft Auto. Shooting cops? Fine. Killing the hooker you just had sex with? Fine. Stealing cars and using them to murder innocent bystanders? Fine. Animated nudity? STOP! Raise the flags in Washington, pull the games from the shelves, these CGI boobies need to be our politicians' top priority.

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