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Motivation

Today the length of my workout was completely and totally determined by the the remaining battery life in my iPod.

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Set the Bar High

With a parking lot four times the size of the building itself, it was the most optimistic Taco Bell I have ever seen.

Your Mind = Blown

My free time is about to increase tenfold. Maybe I should start this up again. Not for me. For you. Now...

Batman Smells

God bless us, every one! Especially me!
"I hope your Navidad was feliz." - Jeff

BBD: Twentyfourseven

No, BBD does not stand for the group which makes up one-third of the East Coast Family, it stands for Blog By Demand. While BTMD didnt exactly demand a twentyfourseven blog, I do feel I should say that after watching that show for about 2 minutes, steam was shooting out of my ears like an angry cartoon character. I would like to write more, but I guess thats all I can really say about it since I had to change the channel, because things never end well for the steamed cartoon.

If you would like a BBD, leave your request in the comments section.

OMG

So the Real World.

Heres the thing about this season. We have the potential to top Vegas. If I were to go by the previews, I would say that Denver can only be described by making up a word. Something like volaspluptuous (an obvious combination of volatile, explosive, and veluptuous (sp)). BTMD has already pointed out that Tyrie is the name of the BA in the Chapelles Show spoof. Is this a coincidence or am I allowed to start stereotyping people named Tyrie? We also have an unstable sorority girl ("Let's make a pact, neither of us will hook up with anyone else for 24 hours") , a future porn star ("I'm like, oh my God, I'm having sex"), and an overwhelmed southern belle ("Guuuyyyys! Stooopppp! Pleeeaaassee!). Rounding out the guys we have the token gay ("HIT ME NOWWWWWWW!") , the bigot (a black guy???), and the frat boy (who would not make the aforementioned pact). Alls I know is I after last week's Duel between Derek the Bridesmaid and Wes the Howthehellareyouwithfineassjohanna, I don't know if I have the energy to cover both these shows. Way too much volaspluptuousness.

Trying to Get Back Into This

Peanut butter. Chocolate.
Wine. Cheese.
Zack. Kelly.
Stephanie Tanner. Meth.


BTMD, ill write about the Real World muy soon.