Damn The Man

"Hey, I'm Dan, an NA from floor 9, I'm supposed to work up here tonight since there are hardly any patients on 9."
"Great, youll have this side of the floor."
"Well, hang on, you see I'm not in orientation on my floor anymore, but I havent worked on this floor yet."
"So you're still in orientation?"
"No. I just havent worked on this floor yet."
"OK, well we're pretty short staffed, so why dont you just take this side by yourself tonight."
"Wait, let me see if I have this right. You want to put the guy who doesn't know what he's doing over here, alone, because its harder?"