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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I Think I'm Ready to Talk About This

First and foremost, see it for yourself.

Things start off and I'm a little confused. Who are these decoy Kfeds? All of a sudden, the music stops and POW! Its Kfed thats been pretending to play the piano all along! I am blown away. Immediately he strikes a pose that could only be perfected by leaning against trailers for years, and goes into a walk that reminds me of the hunched over 95 year old women I help up to the bedside commode at work. A black man is yelling things in the background. Now thats street cred, baby. He hasn't even been on the scene that long!

In all seriousness, this could be the worst live performance in history, dating back to the glory days of the Colosseum. Rivaled ONLY by one whose name has appeared on this blog before. I need your help. Which is the worst live performance ever, KFed, or this thing? Remember not to be swayed by crowd reaction. While one performance is booed and another cheered, keep in mind that getting girls to scream at the Teen Choice Awards is as easy as getting special needs children to high-five at the Special Olympics. Both are already excited, and need very little provocation to express themselves in their manner of choice.

POPOZAO!

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