Solidarity

I was here, in this country. That makes me a Native American. There are so many ways I could go with this. I could take the high road:

As such, I feel a kinship with all others born and raised here, including our tribal friends.

The low:

So why the hell isn't my head on any totem poles?

The lower:

I want back a percentage of my wampum from my blackjack losses the other night, you *** thieves.

*** < proud to have removed the phrase "firewater-guzzling" from this entry.