"So Put a Quarter in Yo' Ass Cuz Ya Played Yo'self"

Sorry about your butt-trouble, Sri. I'll try to to lighten the burden of humility.

I dropped the soap in the shower yesterday, and when I bent over to pick it up, i bashed my head against the knob you turn to change the water temperature. I swore. I also managed to hit the knob in such a perfect way the the water was turned to the hottest setting. I screamed. Like a schoolgirl in the presence of boy-band hotness. PJK, remember our shower in the apartment senior year that could change temperatures up to 40 degrees either direction in under 2 seconds flat? That sucked. I swore a lot then, too.