Evil has 100 Legs

But I don't care how many legs you have, you damn bug, you can't escape nor outrun my newfangled contraption for killing you and your kin. The Death Stick 2000 (a Swiffer and some paper towels) is the ultimate Satan's Spawn-ridding tool ever designed by man. If I were you bastards, I'd be running fast and far away from this place, because now there is a battle plan that does NOT involve girlish screams. One of your hundred shoes.....is now on the other foot.