Worst thing ever
The worst thing ever is people singing Happy Birthday to you. Here is a rendition of what is going on in my head during this crap.
"Happy Birthday to you..." (OK, this is awkward)
"Happy Birthday to you..." (Seriously I am feeling a little weird)
"Happy Birthday dear Dan..." (OK, BACK OFF!!! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! I AM SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!)
"Happy Birthday to you" (OK, so what did you assholes bring me?)
posted by Dan @ 9:18 PM
2 Comments:
Yeah,
It's especially weird to have them all looking at you and having to pretend to be happy and excited about them singing that weak shit. Happy birthday fool.
what if mr. belding sung it for you? then you would be loving it.
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