Oh, that's nasty.

What is it about discarded, ashen, slobbered-on, carcinogenic trash that smokers don't understand that the rest of us get?

I just read that if the Timberwolves end up with a top ten pick (have one of the worst ten records), their pick goes to another team because of the Sam Cassell deal. Right now we are in fact the tenth worst. Wow.

Overheard in physiology lecture:

Professor Bloom: "What did the elephant say to the naked man?"
Effeminate Male in Lecture about Whose Sexual Orientation I will Allow You to Draw Your Own Conclusions: "What?"
Professor Bloom: "I don't see how you can breathe out of that little thing!"