College, dude, college

I'm taking a class at the U as I mentioned earlier. It's good to be a college boy again. Especially because I heard that the girls here in college do it ALL THE TIME. And now this time around, I am a college man. By college man of course I mean that old guy in the big lecture hall who we all used to stare at and wonder "did that guy get into trouble at work or something?"

I never really understood how Theo was always so stupid, despite having been raised by a doctor and a lawyer. In fact, none of the kids seemed all that bright. The weirdest part? Rudy got really, really hot.