Jean Claude Van Kong

I saw King Kong the other day. You know youre old when you find yourself wanting to see Syriana instead. I was not impressed, Mr. Jackson. The special effects were pretty cool, but nowhere near Lord of the Rings. The story I already know, so that didn't really get me either. I was also horribly confused by how, where, and when King Kong familiarized himself with the fine art of Tae Kwon Do and Drunken Boxing. If you cut out all of the staring in that movie, running time would be reduced from 3 to 2 hours. So really what you have is something that indeed looks like a blockbuster, but had to much holidazzle and not enough dialogue. Still, itll make a billion dollars. I guess that's what you can do with a $300 million budget. And a giant ape.

PS Kyle, dont ever see this movie. Remember when you had to cover your eyes during the scene with the big spider in the third Lord of the Rings movie? There are much worse things being done by much grosser bugs in this one.