Bam!

How to make dinner:

Remove Uncle Ben's Teriyaki Chicken Rice Bowl from freezer
Read directions, despite having done this 500 times
Peel back cellophane to vent
Place in microwave, cook on high for 5 mins
Remove bowl, throw cellophone away
Remove peapods from bowl and throw away
Stir your now flawless rice bowl
Cook on high for one more minute
Let bowl cool
Enjoy!
Look for something else to eat because you are still hungry