Both Ends

This weekend I took quite ill and lost about 5 pounds. Ladies, here's a new diet tip: If you want to lose weight, all you need to do is not eat, vomit, and have a lot of diarrhea. What? They do what?? Well tell them to stop. I was being sarcastic. At this point I'm looking and feeling like a freakin' vegetarian.

Ha. Moby.